I have a stupid amount of work to do. Neighbours bugged me all week. Did it you? thought so.
Ah here we go...(i should be in the chemical brothers or something)
Connor among thieves: 9/01/06
Then there is some shit with carmella and connor but i am sick of this storyline so no.
Paul tells Max that he thinks Izzy has relapsed - based on her behaviour he thinks she's back on the pills. Paul wants Izzy to go into rehab, but he's also afraid that pushing the issue will put her further on to a downward spiral.Shame Dr Karl hates them cos he would come in real handy around now i mean after all he is like DOCTOR OF THE WORLD.
"someone" anonymously drops off the money in a bag and leaves it outside the shop with an apology note. Which basically says, "Sorry we took the money. It was a bad idea." Yea cos i know so many thieves who do this. Like when my friend had her bag nicked they came back the next day saying sorry i didnt mean it, im sorry have it back. IDIOTS FOR FUCKS SAKE.
Ned tells Stuart about Toadie acting strange. Stuart says it's because he thinks Ned's gay and Stuart is starting to think he is as well. He tells Ned that's okay. And that's it. Is anyone else bored of this yet?
Take this mob and shove it - no comment neccessary - 10/01/06
Same shit storyline with connor etc. BORING
Some crap about muckup day. We all know its going to be shit so why am i recapping it. im not.
Connor asks Carmella why she returned the money to Bounce. She tells him she did it so the cops would get off his back. He tells her he wants to talk to her mafia connections himself but she assures him to just trust her and leave it all to her.
Later on at the year 12 dance, which of course is being held at Scarlet Bar, because lets face it, there’s nowhere else to go in Erinsborough, Connor gets a phone call from Carmella, who tells him her connections aren’t very happy and want to see her now. She asks him to come along for support. Connor tells a very anxious Serena that the phone call was about the alarm going off at Bounce, and that he’ll be back soon. I am unsure as to why the security company would call Connor - a lowly employee, instead of Serena of Toadie, who actually own the shop.
Anyhoo, he goes along with Carmella, who eventually cracks and confesses that the whole mafia story was a lie, and that her mum lent her the $50,000. The next day, Connor visits Serena at school - because it would be way too convenient for him to talk to her somewhere else, say, at the house they share or something. He admits everything that went on with Carmella, which is basically nothing, and Serena runs outside crying. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
Dylan and Stingray are still all tense from the robbery last week, and are finding it difficult to study for their final exams. Stingray is especially freaked out, and almost cracks and admits the whole thing to Sky. Luckily Dylan walks into the room as Stingray is about to confess, and ends the conversation. Sky is still suspicious. As she should well be, considering she was there when Dylan got the phone call from Stingray telling him he’d been kidnapped - I’d really like to know what explanation he gave to Sky after he rushed off to save his little brother, and why she never questioned him about it. Huge and very messy loose end there for the Neighbours writers.
During the year 12 dance, (where I might add, nobody is actually dancing) Sky makes a speech and thanks all the teachers for their support during the year. She presents Susan with a present from year 12, which turns out to be a framed caricature of Susan which looks nothing like her. Susan then announces an award for the student who has “risen to the challenge”. I predict it will be Stingray, and of course, it is. What a shock. As he is accepting his award he still looks all depressed and tense. Karl looks on in concern - he’s a shrink, ya know.
Boyd spends muckup day squirting Janae with a water pistol when really he’d prefer to be squirting her with something else. She gets all bent out of shape that she’s all wet (in more ways than one) haha
Boyd keeps an eye out while she changes her clothes behind a parked car outside the school. Going into the girls bathrooms would be too easy I guess. Boyd pervs at her in the side mirror of the car and we get to hear their inner thoughts again, which is no fun at all.
Dave wins the lottery. OMG IM IN SHOCK.
Hazza (obv) coked up gives his ticket to dave and lil for the death plane AHAHAHAHAHAHAH this is important cos now hazza is gonna have guilt. Dave is driving a sports car. SNORE.
Izzy finds her pills in Elle’s bag. Now what is beyond me is why elle doesnt have her bag? im sorry but this seems pretty stupid to me. no VERY FUCKING IDIOTIC. the girl clearly has no brain. Id be much better at spiking izzy than this. But id be spiking serena anyway. She decides to win Paul’s trust once and for all, so when Paul and Elle get home, she apologises for her behaviour and tells Elle she wants to be friends. She also says she has a hankering for some of Elle’s cooking. Paul is impressed and says they’ll have a celebration dinner. Please explain why ell is such a good cook?hmmm
Connor then tells Carmella it’s over with Serena. Feeling guilty, she tells him he doesn’t owe her any money and that the $50,000 is a gift. Shit, I wish I had friends like that… well… except for the whole sneaky plotting thing… Carmella kisses Connor and then of course Serena chooses that minute to walk in to tell Connor she’s moving out. She storms out of the house, and Carmella runs after her and tries to save Serena and Connor’s relationship. AS IF.
Boyd finally manages to arrange a date with Janae, but she’s still trying to play hard-to-get, so she brings Janelle along with them. The look of horror on Boyd’s face isn’t nearly horrified enough.
There is apparently loads of homeless people in erinsborough as the bishop family are at the soup kitchen.Im sorry but it doesnt look like a place where loads of homeless people would hang. But hey maybe hazzas coke source is being made known to me.
They sit down to dinner, and Izzy complains of her food tasting a little bitter. Paul says his is fine, so he tastes some from her plate and almost gags. He then finds a pill which is not hidden very well, in Izzy’s food. All i can say is why in gods name wasnt her food bitter when elle was spiking itr before? HMMMMMMM NEIGHBOURS WRITERS
'Dave new world' : hahahahahaha NOT FOR LONG.... 12/01/2006
Paul immediatly accuses Elle, and then searches through her bag where he finds Izzy’s pills. Izzy manages to get Elle to admit that she had been putting pills in her food, and Elle responds by telling Paul that Izzy has been seeing Ned behind his back. Paul takes Izzy’s side and tells Elle she has to go back to Gayle. But then as she’s about to leave, he has second thoughts and tells her she can stay. Gee it’s hard to leave Ramsay Street - you can’t even get thrown out. BORING.
Ned admits to Elle that he’s just letting Toadie think he’s gay so that he won’t have to tell him his actual secret. Elle convinces him to tell her the secret, which he does, and she laughs at him. Unfortunately we don’t get to hear what the secret is, so I can only assume that it’s so dull that the writers think we’ll be so sick of this storyline by the time we hear it that we won’t care anymore.
I’m sick of Joe’s stupid Bouncer storyline, so I refuse to bother wasting my time recapping it, or your time having to read the shite.
Lou sees the winning lotto numbers and realises that David must have won. He tells Lil, who has no idea of David’s win. She proceeds to spend the rest of the week trying to get David to tell her without telling him she already knows. David however, spends the whole week realising how lucky he is to have a loving family and a roof over his head. Granted, it’s not his own roof, and there is something a little pathetic about being mid-forties and living with your dad, but nevertheless, he feels lucky. So he decides to donate all his winnings to the Salvos - still without telling Lil about it. It’s only after the money has been donated that he tells Lil, who pretty much goes off her nut. But then after he explains all his reasons, she too realises how lucky they are, and that’s the end of that.
Meh, whatever, they’re all gonna die next week anyway.
PAUL, IZZY AND ELLA AKA PIE HUG. Big WOW.
Mister Mo Jangel: ah neighbours, neighbours, neighbours, neighbours. 13/01/06
Joe finds Janelle’s book on the computer. Now if I wrote a book slagging everyone I knew off I think I might hide it a little better but hey Janelle has less brain cells than I do when I am on acid (I assume I am not Harold you know) Lyn notices she has used the new towels and looks pissed I am too concerned with the fact Lyn is trying to be Sharon Osborne to notice.
Sleepover club girl and rat boy are asking Susan why she doesn’t love their dad fucker Alex anymore. She says “I am in love with Karl Kennedy the doctor of the world and I hate kids” so fuck off.
NEXT WEEK PEOPLE WILL DIE INC. SERENA WOOOOHOOOOO (A UPDATE DAILY WILL BE MADE FOR THE PLANECRASH PEOPLE DYING EPS